I'm outta here...gone until the 25th.

Bye!

I just spent 2 hours at the most worthless job fair of non-profits. You know things are really bad when all they're offering is summer help and stipends.

It's even worse when you see a former political candidate that you know there who lost the last local election looking for a job too.

I had a blogger moment this morning as I was attempting to drive patiently through traffic in snowy weather....do you ever have a time when you want to tell something to someone, but the topic is rather gross? Here's an example: say, you go to the bathroom, and something happens such as a poo that is so long you wonder whether it will flush. It's so funny and interesting (at least to you) that you want to pass it along. But others will be grossed out, such as many of you are that are reading this. So, maybe you confide in your spouse. Your spouse is equally grossed out, but can't help but laugh. I guess one just keeps it to oneself. Here's my question then:

What's the funniest term you've heard to describe having a bowel movement? Here's a few I've learned:
"pinch a loaf"
"dropping the kids off at the pool"
"take a crap, shit, dump"
and my all time favorite, "I gotta go grow a monkey tail."

Florida trip is close to being a reality. We leave Friday morning. I guess all that's left to do is to buy food and stock the cooler, plus pack. I dug out the summer clothes and I can only hope that it's actually warm enough to use some of them!

We might try to go to The World of Coca-Cola in Atlanta, on our way to Memphis. Still no decisions on Disney World yet. It's really hard!

Tonight, we are all cordially invited to watch Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne renew their wedding vows in a ceremony sure to freak us all out. Preview: Ozzy kissing Marilyn Manson. Ouch!