From my favorite "Daily Show" calendar....

September 21, 2006 C-SPAN Drinking Games

Asshole
While the collegial nature of Congress prevents members from coming right out and calling each other "asshole," senators and representatives constantly say as much in elaborate false displays of courtesy. When a congressman uses a phrase like "with due respect," "my distinguished collegue," or "what the junior senator from Montana fails to realize...," he is really saying "asshole." Drink.

I love this calendar.